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A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .
"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"
A well balanced combination of the Valve FPS game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive's weapon case system and skins system, and the weapons of the Valve FPS game: Team Foretess 2. This update to the game has been thought to try to help Team Fortress's trading appeal to some Counter Strike: Global Offensive traders. Adding 3 new maps and finishing a promised one (the snowplow was a lie!) Snowplow, Borneo, Powerhouse, and Suijun this gave Team Fortress 2 players a little something to chew on.
*random steam guy with #TF:GO at end of name*: "It's time to test my Gun Mettle in this new Gun Mettle update."
*another random guy*: "Wow this really made up for the E.T.O.L update!"
An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.
When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.
UPDATE 30/10/2023 (365 days after incident) (MA15+ description below please be aware of this shit. parental guidance recommended)
and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.
the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.
his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.
Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
Saranyan: Haven't heard of shmear in a while.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
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The status off being an Idget (idiot)
Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
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