The hottest man alive no matter what anyone says. Big butt. Big Forehead. Gorgeous voice. Voice can reach 4 octaves. Lead singer (and only member) of Panic! At The Disco (AKA BEST BAND EVER). He has produced 6 albums (at the moment) for Panic! At The Disco. Married to Sarah Urie (forgot how to spell last name so just used current last name). I am very happy that they are married but the fan girls are jealous. Any lesbian girl would go straight for him! And any straight guy would go gay for him! Claims he wouldn't classify himself as emo (although fans classify his band as emo) Claims he doesn't know Welcome To The Black Parade (even though he has made a referance live before) Full Name is Brendon Boyd Urie. Parents Names are Grace Urie and Boyd Urie. Born in St George's Utah. Raised in Las Vegas Nevada. Currently lives in Los Angeles. Has two dogs Bogart and Penny-Lane. Loves (and I mean loves) his fans. He did make vines (RIP VINE). He tried musical.ly/TikTok out (username: panicatthedisco). Has Instagram (username: brendonurie). Raised as a Mormon. Old Band Members: Brent Wilson, Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, Dallon Weekes, Jon, Kenny. Haters are BITCHES. Nicknames: Beebo, BreadBin, BreadBin Urine. Sexuality: Pansexual.
Says he isn't gay... But he will suck a dick...
Girl: OMG BRENDON URIE IS DA BEST!!!
Girl Deux: IKR! And if you didn't agree then you would've been dead by now.
Girl: IKR! Wait what?!
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A lead singer for pop punk band panic! At the disco
Pretty fucking hot
Married to Ryan Ross
Brallon was never real, just a phase
Ryan Ross is married to Brendon urie
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The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. Heβs also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say βwhoreβ at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist
king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance
heβs the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.
girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!
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Did you see that Brendon Urie released nudes tothe public last week?
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Heβs like Jesus and chocolate
Brendon Urie is Jesus and chocolate, just have you heard him and looked at the man like wow
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one of the sexiest, most talented, and overall best people on earth. can sing higher and get higher than most can
Do you know Panic! At the Disco, well the lead singer Brendon Urie is the best person on earth!!
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