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A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!
What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.
Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
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A city that is stuck between Northern Virginia and Richmond (Southern Virginia) and is also known as "Back in the Bushes" (Spotsylvania County). Home of the worst shopping center ever built, Central Park. A place where the women like to wear tight clothing regardless if they are thin or fat (most of them are fat rednecks). It also has a lot of Civil War history which the people of the city (Rednecks) are damn proud of. I would also like to point out that this is a place where the mullet lives and lesbians thrive.
"Hey man, let's go hang out at Walmart in Central Park."
"Is that the shopping center in Fredericksburg, VA?"
"Yeah."
"No thanks. It's bad enough I have to drive in traffic and fight idiots on 95 on the way to work in the morning to that other state (NoVA)."
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A dangerous place located on the West Side of Virginia Beach in the Seven Cities or Hampton Roads Virginia, High Crime, mostly African American, Very Territorial, Characterized by high gang activity throughout the 90's (especially early 90's) due to neighborhood rivalry
Not the place to be after 8 pm even on Sundays.
Neighborhoods: Lake Edward, Campus East, Weslyan Chase, Weblin, Newpointe, Aragona, Northridge, Bayside Arms, Lynbrook Landing, Burton Station
Suzie: Troy, why do you have two black eyes, scars on your face, and torn clothing??
Troy: I was trying to fit in driving around Bayside neighborhoods, playing my music loud, I stopped at a stop sign.. and well...
Suzie: Perfectly Understood... You can only do that in Cox and Tallwood
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A dumpy little town, 20 miles west of Charlottesville at the base of the Blue Ridge. A railroad track divides the town from the wealthy, libtard whites who drink their $10 espressos every morning, drive their Subaru's thinking they are changing the world, while the other half is full of redneck, trouble-making, crackhead, trail trash who prey on the wealthy across the tracks with home and auto thefts. There is also an influx of Mormons who patrol and sell their material door-door in the newer neighborhoods. Pick you side or don't live here. The town is an odd concoction of both sides, not living in harmony.
Where do you live?
I live in Crozet, VA
Oh that hippie town west of Charlottesville?
Yep, that is the one!
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Known as lax (lacrosse) bro town. All the lax bros live in/near Purcellville and play for NOVA WEST LACROSSE. The two big high schools- Valley and Oodgrove (Woodgrove) are huge enemies when it comes to sports, especially football, basketball, and of course, lacrosse. The town is full of rednecks and preppy girls. It's is located in northern virginia and about an hour from Washington DC. It's also the only town where you will find 3 grocery stores (bloom, giant, and harris teeter).
Valley person 1- Are you going to the Valley/Woodgrove game today?
Valley person 2- Yea, What time and where
Valley person 1- 7 PM at valley
valley person 2- yea man i'll be there
*both schools are in Purcellville, VA but Woodgrove isn't in the actual town of Purcellville,VA, it's right outside of Purcellville, but it's location is still considered Purcellville. Valley is right in the town of Purcellville, VA
2 hours later
valley person 1- haha yea buddy, we beat woodgrove!
valley person 2- yea man this is OUR town, valley's town.
woodgrove person 1- yea so whatever, valley beat us
valley person 1- haha this is our town
^^what typically happens before and after and Valley/Woodgrove game
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Italian for "fuck you" or "go fuck yourself".
Va fangoule, spoiled guinea brat!
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Spanish Acronym for Lettuce Go as in "Let Us Go" Le'-Choo-gah- Vah
Speaker 1: Man im tired as hell from being punked by these 1337 haxors online, Lechuga Va to the movies!!!111!one
Speaker 2: Ok, Lechuga vA!
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