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To make sweet sweet love to a couch
"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
To make sweet sweet love to a couch
"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.
Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.
Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.
Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.
“Vance”
“What’s up”
“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”
“Awwww thanks”