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An adjective describing something as being unfortunate, embarrassing or stupid. A more modern and politically correct term that replaces describing something as gay (discrimination based on sexual orientation) or retarded (ableism). Unlike the previous, superseded terms mentioned, being vegan is a poor lifestyle choice which is stupid and devoid of bacon, and therefore perfectly acceptable for derision.
This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the most Vegan thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt.
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the diet of past anorexics, the go to before death.
"hey honey how was your day?" ...............shut the fuck up, honey isnt vegan
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Someone who does not eat animal products: meat, milk, cheese, eggs, etc.
"Pick me up some almond milk" asked the vegan.
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Someone who has the option to be nutritiously fed by non meat, non dairy etc products (due to the large options of various vegetables avaliable in supermarket), but now feels somehow righteous in proclaiming that this is a more humane option that eating meat due to a prevaling ignorance of human evolutionary history. For our ancestors, eating meat was not so much as a choice as a necessity - hence large amounts of energy spent on 'hunting' rather that the hardly sustainable 'gathering' of amounts of semi-nutritious vegetables etc of many pre-agricultural societies. It was almost impossible to eat enough veggies to survive. Extended hunting was not wasted energy, and undoubtably because of this, your ancestors were not vegan, as they would not survive long on the limited benefits of this diet (i.e. not long enough to reproduce...). Thus, vegans should never criticise their meat eating relatives, as, without these people, the 'option' of veganism would not exist, as no human would be around to have this choice. Of course you can still be vegan, but this is because of a history of eating meat and not as a workable substitute to it.
Vegan: The exploitation of animals for food is anachronistic, and veganism is clearly healthier, kinder, a better way of life etc.
More 'objective' thinker: Yeah, you can be vegan - but get some historical perspective! Veganism is only really a choice in contemporary societies. Ok i'm conscious and can reflect upon my decisions, but more so i am an animal, and don't just eat meant for irrational reasons - it offers long term benefits! Like still being around today...
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hippies, with enough free time to read the label on everything they eat.
vegan= "is there eggs in bread...?"
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An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.
The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...
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What the hell does veganism and a desert island have to do with each other? I dont know, you asked me.
idiot: what if you were stranded on a desert island and there was only a bunch of cows...
all though not all people are like this
non vegan: are you a vegan?
Vegan: yeah
non vegan: thats good stuff man (i have had that said to me before)
apparently im a self righteous arsehole because of a decision i make. what if i wasnt a vegan but just happened to have not eaten meat for ages? Am i still cool? or do i lose to a technicality?
i personally dont think vegans are denying the course of nature, but i think that we believe that we as humans have the power to do things never before accomplished that could some day better this god forsaken world, and it starts with doing our best to try to end any oppression to all living beings. Some people travel the world to rally protests, and some just choose to abstain from anything in which cruelty has been involved, for the benefit of human and non human beings alike. (I personally try to avoid sweatshop produced clothing for example). And many feel the need to bash us for this? I dont get why? I used to think vegetarians we're ridiculous, but never felt the need to bash them because they were 'brainwashed'. I used to believe in the superiority of human beings, but hypocritically would look back thousands of years for examples on how to live life. People use the nutrition myth as an excuse to tingle our tastebuds, to give in to instant gratification. People argue that our bodies are designed for eating meat.
i have never known athiests to be so religious.
we werent designed by anyone.
veganism is a choice that pisses alot of people off. its funny hahaha. if we were succesful in ending all suffering to animals around the world, people in general would be very angry at us for taking away their meat. for stealing what they loved and what was "theirs", we have no right to take that away from them. yet they dont seem to realise that what they take away from the animals "their lives" imagine how they must feel. they know exactly what is going to happen to them, when they see countless amounts of other animals of the same species being electrocuted and torn apart. Yes they do have feelings, they need them in order to survive, and they do not run on instinct alone. how could anyone be that mindlessly brutal to another living being is beyond me.
ok i better get back to enjoying and extra 7 years of life compared to the average human being and ill see you later
alright ill just shut up now ha ha ha.
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