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I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024


visitate

to have a visitation with a fraternity brother; the verb form of visitation

Pledge: Hey man, I'm really behind on my signatures this week. Could we visitate this afternoon?
Brother: Don't worry about it man I'll just give you the sig

by truck stop jon February 22, 2016


papal visit

When your gynecologist makes the sign of the cross inside your vagina when giving you a Pap smear.

Dr. Cunningham is never too busy to give me a papal visit during my appointment.

by Wediditagain November 18, 2015


Clap you a visit

To walk up to someone and slap them especially when they are at home.

you seem like a nice guy, don't make me clap you a visit.

by DatRudeBouy June 9, 2018


Cone Visit

Occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream.

I'm going to cone visit you soon.

by T_Wizzle June 28, 2010


visit to the doctor

to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol

person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer

person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor

by hsdhsr3452gdhg January 3, 2011


visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 9, 2018