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the fucking best winner in JESC
vladimir arzumanyan the winner in JESC 2010!
Vladimir, a person who is best at everything. There’s not a thing in the world this person is not great at.
Oh my gosh, you’re a Vladimir at this
A girls best friend. Will always be there for u, has the best music taste there is. Style immaculate. Short as fuck
Vladimir is not used in sentences
Healer. Fire and ice. Angel of death. Hades running away from Persephone. Tolstoy before Tolstoy found god. An artist masquerading as a lawyer, gold pretending to be copper. The personification of тоска. Poetry of the body, ocean eyes, hidden smiles that are dispensed like secret medicine. Has an affinity for Spanish culture, paki women, and crippling thoughts of doubt and damnation. Loved by angels protected by the divine. Always does the right thing in the end (but may take a while to do said right thing due to his intricate and mysterious decision making process).
Person 1 (at the club): Who's that handsome man in that suit reading the Divine Comedy? Imma buy him a shot, nigga looks like he could use one...
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.
Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly light-brown hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.
He is also very talented, and these talents may include professional YouTubing, elite skills in Apex Legends game, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone, though his music supremacy lies in is his divine pitch
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Man, Duncan is cute, but he can't even be compared to Vladimir.
Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.
"Had a really dodgy curry last night. I've spent all morning in the Vladimir."