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The vodka challenge consists of:
1 Litre bottle of vodka(your choice of brand 37.5%)
Basically it's the last man(or women) standing!
Choose your mixer, the first person to finish the vodka bottle wins the title! Best to play drinking games, like kings/ring of fire!
If you vomit, fall over, pass out or cheat then you're out!
Starting the vodka challange on on winter night, Bob, John and Paul start, bob picks pepsi, John picks orange juice and paul picks diet coke.
Halfway through the bottle, Paul runs off to the toilet and vomits all over the seat! That's Paul out!!!
Bob and John carry on John has 2" left at the bottom and passes out spilling his glass or orange and vodka down his crotch, bob takes the opportunity to drink as much as he can quickly to win! He downs the rest of the bottle and wins!!!
But then projectile vomits all over! But he still won! What a legend!
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When you soak cut cubes of watermelon in vodka, rum or moonshine. then eat them. Kind of like a 'lazy man's' jello-shot
the plus side is they are insanly easy/fast to make/mass produce
is far better with moonshine. asst. flavored 'white' rum (i.e. malibu coconut is ok) is also better than vodka. they're called vodka cubes because that's how they were originally
fuck jello-shots, I'm making five times as many vodka cubes in half the time
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A girly drink consisting of vodka, bar lime, and sprite.
Known only to Saskatchewanians. Albertans call this drink a Vodka Slime.
The chauch offered to buy a girl at the bar a vodka special.
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A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper” because it's the most easily disguisable alcoholic beverage. Typically sports well-groomed hair, fresh lipstick and enormous sunglasses at all times to hide sunken, bloodshot eyes. Speaks in a carefully enunciated manner to cover up any telltale slurring. Quickly fluctuates from being embarrassingly effusive (e.g. “Oh look at my baby, all grown up and going to prom. Come give me a big kiss!”) to having angry outbursts that may include a threat to “knock you into next Christmas” or the hurling of whatever object is within arm's reach at the target of her ire. Recognizable by her carefully crafted appearance intended to maintain the illusion of being “pulled together”, a Vodka Mom is, in fact, always at least “half in the bag”.
"OMG, Jennifer's mother is such a Vodka Mom. She baked us some cookies but burned them, so she took the whole smoking tray out of the oven and threw them against the wall. Then she screamed at us to 'get the hell out of my house!'"
"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"
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A vodka Aunt is that aunt that always shows up to family events whether it be a wedding or a baby shower already tipsy. Depending on how brazen she is, she will carry a discret flask (not as discreet by 2pm when she is taking shots from it, giving zero fucks) or just show up with a bottle of Absolut.
The average Vodka Aunt can also be found at bars and concerts partying like she is still 20, but can't hold her liquor like she used. Ah, who's kidding she was going home with leaves in her hair and missing a shoe when she was in her 20's too.
For more info see, "Drunk Cougar"
Oh, that's just Rachel. She's the family vodka aunt. Sorry about what she did to your living room rug.
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A drink combination, endogenous to the Goulburn area of Australiania. Usually consumed as an alcoholic alternative, once liver and digestive tract has been trashed by a bender the night before.
Mitchell - Oh mate, I couldn't possibly have a beer...I got wasted last night.
Jarrod - No probs, smash a Vodka and Refresh instead. The drink of Champions.
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To drink vodka really fast in an aerobatic fashion without breathing in between lunges. People usually chant this at the person who is drinking. This phenomenon generally occurs in groups of 4 to 5. The song of choice while lunging is usually, “Yolanda Be Cool - We No Speak Americano”
1) People, its 6:00am! Vodka Lunge? Anyone?
2) I want a massive hangover. Vodka Lunge anybody?
3) 4 hour We No Speak Americano vodka lunge fest? You down!
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