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A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
“Matt Wade have my babies!”
A 15 year old who lives in a house who is rich in paper cut owning over 4 blillion pounds also has a yt channel with more subs than pewdiepie
A term used by people to signify someone fucking up something. Used primarily by YouTubers such as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye
“Maybe I should wax my hair with duck tape”
“Dude! Don’t do that you’d really be Pulling A Wade there”
The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.
Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!
A dirty, cheating player who won the MVP in the Finals only because David Stern wants him to be the next MJ. Dwyane Wade makes more trips to the foul line than entire teams - proof that the NBA is bending the rules for him. While a great player in his own right, he is not even close to being MJ and should under no circumstances be categorized with him.
Towel: "Dude, did you see how Dwyane Wade cheated the other night?"
Beaner Towel: "Yeah man, like when the refs called a foul on Marquis Daniels when he wasn't within five feet of him? Or when Dirk got called for a foul at the end of Game 5? Or ANY SINGLE CALL HE EVER GETS?"
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One of the most explosive players in the NBA should be considered for MVP of his second year and i think he should have had more respect in his rookie season and this season. he is not getting the props he deserves
Wade w/ the 65 footer.....it's a prare...NO WAY SWISH!!!!!!! from 65 feet out
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Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. 3 time champ, Finals MVP, 13x all star, all star MVP, Olympic gold medalist, most blocks ever for a guard, scoring champ, and many other accomplishments.Anybody that disagrees can fight me. Actually. Hit me up for real and we can schedule a time and place.
“Did you see Dwyane Wade’s shot last night?”
“Yeah bro he’s the goat.”
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