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When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
National grab a waist day is where you grab your girls waist and make her drool as much as you can! National grab a waist day is on the 17th of april and also on the 17th of april you may lick her ears
Something some low life calls a person to make their self look better than that person but usually this "Waist of Flesh" is an amazingly beautiful person who deserves the best.
Low life: Your such a waist of flesh
You: *Thoughts are self harm*