Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

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Wallet rape

buying an Apple product.

Wallace: Hey dude, I just bought the new Mac Pro
Random Intelligent Person: You just got wallet raped man. You could build a better computer yourself for half the price.
Wallace: But. but. ummmmm. Apple is better because *insert reasons here that make no sense at all*

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sasuage wallet

old english for the word ho.

ruby and bridgette are big sasuage wallets.

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Cock Wallet

a womans genitals..an 'wallet' for cocks, not cash...imo

Bloke(looking at porn mag)- 'bloody hell steve, seen the minge on that!'

Steve - 'yea i know mate, thats some cock wallet right there'

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Wallet Drain

When your significant other drains all the money out of your wallet/purse.

I love da bitch, but man she is a serious case of wallet drain.

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Smokers Wallet

Not having money in your wallet do to buying drugs or smokes

Dude i cant buy anything i have smokers wallet

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wookie wallet

wook·iee wal·let wʊˈkiː ˈwɒlɪt
noun. – Clothed labial protrusion lacking the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle.

Hey, look at the Wookie wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark.

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