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The Ten Second Warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. It's like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra hassle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.
"Hmm, I'm suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. My stomach doesn't feel so good, and-- oh crap, it's The Ten Second Warning! Find a toilet!"
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When a young flexer is about to show their poor friends all the money they “made”
TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ omg hard work pays off so well I got paid $335.05
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The exact opposite of history repeating itself. This is where a party DOES take heed of what happened in the past and rectifies the plan to lead to a better future.
The big Three took a warning from history and decided not to punish Germany after world war II with another Versaille treaty.
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When conditions are right , Fat Ass women attack causing much destruction with lightning fast oral pleasures and thunderous ass spanking .
Attn : NWS has issued a Severe Chic warning , At 10pm NWS doppler radar showed a severe chic squall line moving south north at 69mph . This is a dangerous storm seek shelter immediately .
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When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)
Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.
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on this day (February 21) if the ability to remove a discord user's warnings exists, they must be removed from as many discord user as possible in your server. removed warns on this day cannot be replaced and any new warns on this day are invalidated.
mod: !warn @user
bot: @user now has 3 warns!
mod: 3 warns = ban so bye
user: no its discord warn removal day
mod: ah I see
!unwarn @user
bot: @user has been unwarned, 0 warns remain!
A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad
Steve: quit complaining about it
Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)
Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.
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