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University of Washington

The only college where the greatest fighter of all time "BRUCE LEE" went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.

"The went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"

by Husky124 May 28, 2009

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Washington Beatdown

The act of hitting a prostitute in the back of the head with a sock full of quarters. Named after the U.S. President who graces the quarter.

When I was in Las Vegas, I gave some chick a Washington Beatdown for being mouthy.

by McObvious October 2, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


washington heights

The best place to live if your dominican looking for a better oppornity. It is a very fun place to live. The only place that you can walk 3 miles and not get tired. Every body here is trying to have fun. You have empanadas on the main streets, Chimichurris on amsterdam, and platanos are cheaper than in other places. You have the bronx nearby, Nightclubs in Downtown,movies on 181st and other.

u from washington heights?
yes
u brought some empanada de queso

by thadking February 12, 2008

105๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Washington Wizards

A team with a lot of talent and promise. With the signing of Gilbert Arenas in 2003, the Wizards became better, and in the year 2005, Arenas, with the help of Antawn Jamison and Larry Hughes, made the playoffs for the first time since they were the Bullets. The following year, they repeated their playoff berth, but were ousted in the first round. As I'm writing this, they are near the top of the Eastern Conference.

As for the team's name, this franchise had to change its name in 1997 because its former name, the Bullets, carried a violent connotation (during the 1990s, Washington DC was dubbed the "murder capital" of the United States).

I never would have guessed the Washington Wizards would be at the top of the Eastern Conference at this point in the season. Gilbert Arenas has been on fire; he dropped 50 points again!

by KGthaMastah January 25, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Washington Beach

Historically known as an artist's haven, Washington Beach is the north campus area of Columbus, Ohio. Once designated as SoHu (because the area lies south of Hudson Avenue), the vast majority of Washington Beach real estate is comprised of rental property. The large student population in the area is generally less rowdy than what may be found a little further south. Parking can at times be a pain, however the Beach does not require parking permits or meter maids. Famous for its crime as well as its artistic residents, Washington Beach has also been referred to as the Vertical Slum.
The origin of the Washington Beach moniker supposedly stems from the Grand Theft Auto video game. As legend has it... in the spring of 2003, Mike Carney and his roomate were joking about north campus. They were playing Grand Theft Auto a lot and started calling the hood, Washington Beach. This title was intended to bring pride to the citizens that live in north campus that have nothing to do with The Ohio State University, mostly kids not in school or attending CCAD.
Geographically speaking, the boundaries of Washington Beach are Hudson Avenue to the north, Patterson to the south, Summit Street to the east, and High Street to the west.
Subsidaries of Washington Beach include Baja Clintonville, Washington Grove, Washington Heights, and Washington Flats.
Bands hailing from Washington Beach include 84 Nash, Tree Of Snakes, The Jive Turkeys, Times New Viking, Necropolis, Night of Pleasure and (little) neon wilderness.
Famous sites within Washington Beach include The Dube, Bourbon Street, Taco Ninja, Inglesia de la Playa, Columbus Discount Records and The Spot.

1. Rumour has it that the last two "Neighborhood" songs on Arcade Fire's "Funeral" are about Washington Beach.
2. If you walk around Washington Beach on a sunny day you can hear a band practice on every street corner, find enough furniture in the alleys for an Upper Arlington mansion, and see at least one local celebrity.
3. If Washington Beach were a foosball player, he would dominate the tour unmercifully with a display of brutal offensive violations. He would spank his competition with geometrically calculated moves like the "Jahlalabad" (which involves banking the ball off your opponent's dome) and the crowd-pleasing closer the "Sodomizer".
4. I used to live in Washington Beach, but it wasn't a cool neighborhood then, it was a bunch of wack-ass people. from the racist, drunk-ass, coked-up, gun-stealing rednecks next door to the makeshift orphanage on the corner, it was generally fuckin shitty.

by donewaiter October 30, 2005

93๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Washington Wizards

the most dank team ever in the history of basketball. everyone on the team has some sort of talent, with the exceptions of kwame "salami" brown and jared "do something!" jeffries

The winner of the 2008 election is gilbert areanss btiches

by sjcblows June 21, 2005

51๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


washington surprise

have a girl you have no respect for go down on you on her knees while you're seated. if she's like most girls, she won't want you to 'icky' in her mouth, so warn her when you're about to. and as soon as she pulls off, clamp her head between your knees, bust on her forehead, pull out a dollar bill and slap it onto the newfound adhesive. then proceed to yell "Surprise!" and walk out the door (if at her house). if at your place, simply send her on her way. so degrading.

Tim's ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. But he got his revenge by giving her the Washington Surprise.

by zackeus83 May 5, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž