Sam wax

A man that looks like thor and in gym he tells every body what to do he also says some random ass shit

Sam wax is my friend

Waxing a camel

When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.

Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

brazillian wax

A bikini waxing which removes all of a woman's pubic hair, including the hair found on the labia, and around the anus. Sometimes, a small strip of hair is left on the front.

She was so smooth after the brazillian wax...

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wax the carrot

To masturbate

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.

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stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios

nothing but the stacks of wax, man

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sex wax

Brand name of a product used by surfers to give them traction on their surfboards.

whoa! Dude, check it out, cherry flavored Sex Wax. Gnarly!

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waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

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