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When a snipe dog-go wants to smoke something and smokes a thrifty item called WEED
Me: hey, snipe dog-go?
snipe dog-go: sup.
Me: can you stop smoking weed? It can kill u
snipe dog-go: Nah it’s perfect for me
Me: *dies of inhaling to much of the smoke*
something that is illegal to smoke, but know one gives a shit about
buddy : do you want some weed
me : sure
what people smoke to get high and have fun and piss off the church bastards
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A great herb that grows naturally in the dirt. When smoked can completely make your day legendary. Completely discredited because to many faggot jocks paid attention in D.A.R.E class and to commercials against pot. They make weed sound worse than cocaine. Then the jocks like to come on this website and rant about weed because they have nothing better to do.
Jock: Weed is gay and for faggots who can't face their problems in life so they smoke pot.
Me: Well what about ppl who take pills for depression? They have problems and are facing them with a drug only its over the counter. Besides have you ever even tried pot?
Jock: I'm gay!
Me: That's what I thought...
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a illegal plant, not a drug, that when it is lit on fire there happens to be some side effects (hungry, sleepy, and happy). it is not a drug because a drug you have to alter it chemically. and might i add that nobody has EVER overdosed on weed! and the only reason it is illegal is because the government is selfish and cant tax it.
i got 5 on that weed
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standard measurements are ACTUALLY:
3.5g is an 1/8 of an ounce, 7g is a 1/4 ounce, 14g is a 1/2 ounce and 28g is an ounce. the wieght of the bag does not matter, and should not be included in the wieght sold. most drug dealers will sell anywhere from 1g for $20 to nearly 2g for good herb, and 1g for $2 for some stress. a "good" price - from someone in humboldt county should be $40 an 1/8, with a price break of $140 for a 1/2.
ex1: hey bro, thanks for hooking up 3.8 for $40, i'll be back.
ex2: damn, i only got 3.3 for $60? this better be the most dank weed i've ever smoked!
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