Welsh cake

A turd eaten of the back of someone else's hand.

See that Charlotte Church? She looks hungry for a Welsh Cake she does.

Yaki-Da!

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welsh wash

Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.

Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.

I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.

or

Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel

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Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

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Welsh wank

Welsh wank Is where you have sex with your sister while wearing a sheep Coat

Welsh wank is Fuckin your sister in a sheep skin jacket

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Welsh Rocket

A car that a Neil Barnett used to drive across luxembourgh in 5 minutes. He travels about 300 odd miles an hour in it shouting "fire in the hole!".

Neil also loved Maggy Mcnickel several times in it.

"Luxembourgh! I travelled threw that in my welsh rocket in 5 minutes!"

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Welsh Mike's

Sheep Shagging Homosexuals who have fat women because the sheep get all the action,,,Also the name means a friendless no life big girls blouse who has sexual intercourse with close family members(usually of male sex)

Inbred from generations ago to cross DNA with Sheep,Ugly fat women and generally anything which has no taste.

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bombay welsh

Comparing the way British Indians speak with the Welsh accent

Those new neighbours speak very good Bombay Welsh

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