what color is Your Wheelchair?

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.

You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?

Wheelchair Wednesday

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.

Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

Wheelchair

The spanglish form of the phrase We'll Share

Pedro only has one burrito, but Jose wants one also. PEdro tellsJose. "it's OK wheelchair! You can have half"

alaskan wheelchair

Daubinski's signature sex move...You sit her down on a wheelchair and bang her with an ice dildo.

Bruh I just tried the alaskan wheelchair... bruh.

Wheelchair gunning

When you do a drive-by in a wheelchair

Did you hear about the wheelchair gunning that happened yesterday?

Russian wheelchair

A sex act involving a man and a woman, a weight bench, and of course a wheelchair!

Chris said to his co worker matt, "ey! U ever try the russian wheelchair after eating steak and turnips, dude u will remember every moment of it!"

Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....