finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.

Those guys like wiener welding together

Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

Wiener Licker

One who licks wieners

*licks a wiener*
Friend- "You're such a fucking wiener licker"

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wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

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Wiener Beaner

A homosexual Mexican .

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

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WIENER COUSINS

When 2 guys have sex with the same woman that makes them "Wiener Cousins" which is an unbreakable bond that men must obide by!!

Dennis & Alan had sex with Amy those guys are soooowiener cousins!!!

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