When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.
Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.
Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump
His skin/tone is orange
His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:
"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and Iβll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and Iβll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017
without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.
and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural
Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!
To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.
'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'
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When you realize your wig has been snatched.
Waiter at Bareburger: The menuβs double sided by the way
Me: Oh wig
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1 Being devoid of reality, To lose sense of normalcy, An out of body experience. To act crazy as a reaction. To briefly flirt with lunacy.
He really "wigged out" when he realized the entire crowd watched him privately urinate in front of the one way mirror.
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Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.
"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."
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