Pole barn is slang for a gay bar and, more accurately, one with one or more glory holes.
Bongo: " Ernie! Long time no see... Hey, c'mon over tonight - I 'm
making bag and I'll steep a coupla' ice brews...."
Ernie: " I would dude, but I'm workin' the pole barn tonight. They're gonna' pay me $20 an hour to man the glory hole. Maybe later tho..."
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Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.
You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!
A sexual act of a person sneaking to a barn and having intercourse with a truck slut or even the barn animals.
Caleb and ben snuck out to enjoy a yummy barn fuck
Brandon Barnes is a brown-haired, green-eyed caring and loving person. He cares about so many people and is always there for them. He is truly and extraordinary person and anyone is lucky to have him. He is so special and I hope everyone can see how special he is someday if they don't already. He is an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend. Soon he will be an amazing husband and a perfect father someday. I cherish every moment we have together. I love him with all my heart. He is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. Nobody hates Brandon, he is the most like able person out there. He is so friendly and nice to people. He is very athletic and extremely smart and will do amazing things when he is older.
Brandon Barnes is an amazing person.
A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn
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Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.
Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.
Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!
That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.
Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words
Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart