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Iron Brew (as opposed to Irn Bru, made by Barr) is a bright orange sweet drink. It can be bought at the unholy cheap price of 39p for two liters from Lidl (other low-budhet supermarkets ARE available), and tastes almost identical to its Barr-made parent, although slightly less fizzy. Very tasty. Any brand of Iron Brew is reccommended. Apparently a 'fruit flavoured' soft drink but I can't taste any fruit. Legend has it that Iron Brew was originally made of molten iron, straight out of the blast furnace, and coloured with Scottish ginger hair (veracity of this rumour is doubtful). The spelling was then probably bastardised to Irn Bru and sold as a brand.
Damn, Iron Brew from Lidl tastes darn good, costs feck all but makes you piss like hell
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The solution is simple, don't make such a brew haha over it...
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A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.
Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.
I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.
The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.
Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar
Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).
Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.
Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.
Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.
"I have a mean grumpy brewing"
When a person gets drunk and thinks he/she is an unbeatable black belt.
...brews lee
Swallowing one of your friend's boyfriends or husbands or a random guys cum with no sexual contact. Preform by having a male ejectulate into a cup by masterbating then taken as a shot by a female.
Who wants to do a shot of strangers brew?