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Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”
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The nickname given to Mark Hunter. The lead singer of the band Chimaira. Given because he was one of the first innovators of the wall of death where he would part the whole venue down the middle and when he counted down, (usually the song Pure Hatred) the two sides would clash like the closing of the parting of the red sea. He recieved the nickname because he had dreadlocks that made him get the name Moses. Thus "Metal Moses"
Metal Moses totally fuckin destroyed the crowd last night.
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When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.
In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.
A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him
You such a Timothy Moses
Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"
Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.
ANY emergency vehicle driving down the street, with it`s sirens going.
"Dude, get out of the way, the Moses Mobile is coming"
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While having sex, change to doggystyle then put a bottle of water in her anus, squeeze the bottle to let the water enter the anus, remove the bottle then tickle her nose till she sneezes and watch the water spray out the anus.
I "reversed Moses" my girlfriend.
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