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To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
It was a big night last night.
Yeah, I was totally parkered!
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Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."
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A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.
THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.
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(v.) to steal the seat of another
I was going to sit down when he parkered me.
Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.
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The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"
Commonly appears in high schools across America
We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"
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Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic
"Wow, that was such a parker."
"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"
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A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
-creep
-loser
Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!
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