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The Canadian term for a fuckboy. They play hockey and wear khakis with their hats on their foreheads. A boy who plays hockey but isn't a fuckboy is a hockey kid, not a hockey boy.
"I'm a hockey kid, but I'm not a hockey boy. I respect women."
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One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.
Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".
Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.
Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape
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(n) Nickname for the state of Minnesota, attributed to the general population's passion for hockey at all levels of play.
Minnesota is the State of Hockey for a reason.
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a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.
the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.
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long , untamed hair usually capped with a hat with wings of hair flowing and curling up from under it. This hair flows easily out of hockey helmits and is becoming popular throughout hockey players everywhere.
Look at many college ice hockey players.
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the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it
I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan
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