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The space of time associated with the most efficient opportunity to poop. Refers to both time that is convenient (opportunity) and sense of urgency to dump. Pooping before or after the window usually results sub-par pooping amount or satisfaction.
"I better go take a dump now, I don't want to miss my window."
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An operating system to run your computer for you. If you are moderately computer-savvy, e.g., you understand that buying and installing anti-virus protection, internet firewall software, spy-dectection software, etc., actively safeguarding your own computing environment, e.g. you don't use ANY vendor's email client software, open attachments with extensions like .exe, etc., don't subscribe to file-sharing networks like shareaza which put BIG FUCKING HOLES in any other security software you may have installed, then you probably won't experience all the horrid "crashes" reported by the naysayers.
If, on the other hand, you're an unemployed software programmer whose resume was shit-canned by Microsoft and you have nothing better to do with your day than find "holes" in the OS, you'll probably find what you're looking for. As for me, I like to look at beautiful (a-hem) pictures and movies, keep track of my finances, get information off the internet, and just generally have a GAY ol' time on the internet. Windows XP couldn't be better or easier to use.
And P.S. Will somebody please kill and bury Quicktime and Apple? Talk about way past their prime...they're like a Jaguar competing in an Acura and Lexus world...nobody's saying the Jaguar's aren't pretty...it's just that the Lexus will actually GET YOU THERE TOO!!!
1) I bought one of the first MAC's ever. No...NO...I did NOT buy a LISA!!
2) Steven Jobs is a GOOD guy, Bill Gates is a BAD guy. And their respective bank account balances clearly prove the point!!!
3) No one will hire me because I refuse to accept the project manager's directives. So, instead, I've installed LINUX to facilitate my hacking into WINDOWS-based PCs, just to show how suck-ey their god-damned OS really is.
4)The Tower of Babel is infinitely more desirable than a single, standardized approach, if you really care about instruction sets, for Christ's sake!!!
5) Let's win the marketing war by cornering the education market, so all those poor school-kids can fuck around with apple software for ten years until they graduate into the REAL world.
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A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a rice rocket and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW!
"Aw shit my Windows comp froze!"
"Windows costs too much"
"I think its time i format windows"
"Windows is for noobs!"
"Linux is 133t when compared to windows!"
"Windows Sucks!"
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1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into
2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.
1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.
2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window
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Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.
Haha, I gave my bitch the window!
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Being fucked through a window.
I windowed her last night!!
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A time when a person is able to poop.
"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."
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