Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.

"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"

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Wine shit

A shit that is one solid turd acting like a cork followed by diarrhea acting like the wine.

The cork blew on my wine shit

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mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

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wine pong

to play beer pong with wine.

yo bro lets play wine pong! we'll get way more fucked up than if we use beer.

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wine and dine

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.

I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.

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goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.

1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.

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dutty wine

A west indian dance where you wine and move your legs like the butterfly and twist your neck on the beat. Mostly danced on the song dutty wine by tony matterhorn

Shantrell and shaquitea wuz killin the dutty wine at the elkz last week

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