Wine shit

A shit that is one solid turd acting like a cork followed by diarrhea acting like the wine.

The cork blew on my wine shit

mistletoe and wine

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

wine and dine

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.

I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.

goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.

1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.

dutty wine

A west indian dance where you wine and move your legs like the butterfly and twist your neck on the beat. Mostly danced on the song dutty wine by tony matterhorn

Shantrell and shaquitea wuz killin the dutty wine at the elkz last week

Bug wine

Old wine that has been left out with no cover, which now has dead bugs floating in it. Also applies to liquor or beer with bugs in it.

My friend Taylor drinks bug wine on the reg.

wine jacket

When you've drank alot of wine and therefore do not get cold due to the warming effects of the alcohol.

Guy: Hey, you must be cold! Do you want my jumper?
Girl: No, its OK! I've got my wine jacket on!