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A classy, helpful man from the great Badger state. The Wisconsin Gentleman is always willing to pitch in to help friends, acquaintances and fellows he has just met. You can count on him to have jumper cables when your battery is dead. He can start a campfire on the first try. He won't complain when his local tavern is out of Old Fashioned mix, as he will enjoy a brandy and Pepsi almost as much. He may not be the smartest man in the group, and style isn't his strong suit. He's as comfortable in blue jeans and a bolo tie as he is in blue jeans and no tie at all. Look for him wearing his trademark confident smirk under a haircut that can only be described as "business in the front, party in the back." The ladies love the Wisconsin Gentleman, although they can't tell you exactly the appeal. You will always have a good time when a Wisconsin Gentleman is around.
Hans: "I arrived at this campsite without a tent."
Zack: "You can sleep in my tent. I set it up, but I was kind of planning on sleeping in my truck anyway."
Hans: "You, sir, are a true Wisconsin Gentleman."
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A small tourist town in Wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the White House, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. The aliens then took the form of thousands of Eastern Europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and "adventure" golfing. Also, home to the hottest club in the Dells, Marley's.
Man I just got back from Wisconsin Dells, it's a good thing I wasn't body snatched and given a Polish accent.
NOTE TO EDITOR: This is not an "inside" joke...anyone who has visited WI Dells would know.
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A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.
"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"
"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "
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A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.
Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.
When in the act of fucking another dude in the ass, as all Wisconsinites are wont to do, the Wisconsin Gentleman has the common courtesy to spit on his hand before perfoming a reach-around, out of respect.
That was a pleasant anal raping, at least he was a true Wisconsin Gentleman when he milked my man-udder.
A road rage adjacent driving behavior particularly common in Wisconsin, wherein a driver in the passing lane roughly matches the speed of the driver in the slow lane, so that nobody can go around them. They will each in turn slightly speed up or slow down, creating a shuffling effect, but never leaving enough room for anyone to pass. Often, they will be driving slightly below the speed limit.
Causes are myriad but the emotional core is that both drivers feel they are driving the morally correct speed and nobody should want to go faster or have a problem with being behind them. Both are unwilling to go slower and accept the subordinate position of being passed.
On occasion this dialectical conflict will explode into full road rage and both drivers will suddenly accelerate, well beyond the speed limit until one of them reaches another car and is forced to slam on the brakes. At this point the humiliated party may follow the victor, trying to drive them off the road for some ways, or slink off to nurse their wounded ego and await a new partner.
"Sorry I'm late. Some assholes were doing the Wisconsin Shuffle 5 miles under the speed limit the whole way here. Traffic was backed up for miles."
When two guys get together to have sex with an otherwise unfuckable girl, just because they want to get some and they'll fuck anything.
Danny and Justin got together with that bitch Teresa. One thing lead to another and they pulled a Wisconsin Nasty.