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taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019


wind wizard

A person who derives sexual gratification by sucking the fart from someone's ass and then blowing back in to the farters mouth.

when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard. And the boxes above link to other words a square brackets exampl when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard.

by Chetballs July 6, 2015


Grand Wizard

The leader of the klan

Mrs. Kauffman is the grand wizard

by BickDickHonkers October 21, 2018


social wizard

person able to communicate, relate, understand and return the same level back to a person or group

Megan is such a social wizard. She can hold a conversation with anyone.

by ItzLyBiatch July 29, 2009


Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.

Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.

by Penny Pingletons Mother October 7, 2018


Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard is a stoner doom metal band from Dorset, England that formed in 1993 . The bands lead singer and guitarist is Jus Oborn . The bands current members are jus's wife Liz Buckingham (guitar) . Shaun Rutter (drums) and Tas Danazoglou (bass) The band has come out with 7 albums and a handful of Eps and singles . Electric wizard is the heaviest band in the universe and most of there songs are about drugs Satan, cults, HP lovecraft books and the occult . The bands albums Dopethrone and come Come My Fanatics are land marks for the whole stoner metal seen but some of the bands best work is seen in there album Witchcult today . For that matter Electric wizard is the greatest metal band there is and also the heaviest

electric wizard fan 1 (hey that asshole over there is playing coldplay)

electric wizard fan 2 (Goddamn it give me your copy of let us prey )

*cold play fan starts to cry and shit himself *

by Vinum Sabbathi November 28, 2011

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Grand Wizard

Highest authority in the KKK

Go talk to the Grand Wizard about where the lynching is going to happen.

by CMONEY November 19, 2004

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