double wobble

when a guy puts his arms around two girls sitting next to him

Johnny looked like such a player when he pulled a double wobble.

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Cobble wobble

When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.

Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again

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wobbly bob

a real ale that is 6%abv
tastes awesome.
brewed by pheonix breweries. name originates from 2 stories...
1) named after a cat that hung around the factory that couldnt turn corners so fell over anytime it needed to turn.
2) named after a cat at the factory that had a leg missing and was thus a little wobbly on his/her feet.

"can you pull me another wobbly bob?"
"why do they only sell wobbly bob in that pub in lincolnshire?"

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death wobbles

Also used as a skateboarding term for when going to fast down a hill and the skateboard starts to wobble uncontrollably usually resulting in a high speed crash and injury.. Most skateboarders have had this sickening experience and have pissed themselves laughing at other riders experiencing the same.. There is also major relief when denying the death wobbles and regaining control, usually accompanied by bragging.

Alan-'What happened to you?"

Tim - "Fark me I was skatin' down the big dipper and got the death wobbles..I headed straight for the gutter and was pitched onto the grass..Broken arm and grazes everywhere."

Alan-" ha ha ha fucking ha!"

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Wobbly Matter

The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc

Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.

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Brain Wobbled

Its like being tongue-tied, but for the brain.

Those british sure do dance like martial artist from Brazil. Oh, and Brain wobbled.

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Wibble Wobble

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

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