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Objects who think they count as a gender. They belong in the kitchen, they don’t deserve equal pay and they are a waste.
Women are objects.
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Hey, I'm no huge feminist at all, but some of these definitions are pretty bad. We often do a hell of a lot more than you guys can. Yeah, I know this is overused, but how'd you like pushing a human being out of your body?
However, I do completely agree on a few things. I can bleed, push a baby out of my body, nurse, and pour boiling hot wax on my legs and rip the hair off, but yes - I am terrified of spiders. They scare the frigging shit out of me.
And I can be incredibly illogical, conniving, manipulative, and spoiled into getting what I want, including the occasional abrupt shift in mood. But not that y'all don't have your freaky quirks as well. You guys are weird, annoying, and you're WAY too hung up on ESPN.
But that one about rape was sick and unfunny. How do you report that?
By the way, everyone, Happy 2006! Yeah, whatever.It's 3 a.m. and I'm here.
Mood-swing woman
Other woman: I'm so happy!
Woman: Really! Well I'm glad -
Other woman: Shut up.
Women's tolerance
Other woman's husband later that night:Honey, can you make me a four-course meal?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Honey, can you drive forty miles and get me some wine?
Other woman: Sure.
Other woman's husband: Oh, and honey, can you get me some applesauce?
Other woman: Get your own damn sauce!
Men's stupidities
Woman: Honey, can I have some earrings at Tiffanys?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I have a purse at Prada?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I spend all the money you've ever worked in your entire life and decorate my car in six-carat diamonds?
Woman's Husband: Sure, darling.
Woman: Honey, can I cut off ESPN?
Woman's Husband: Get the hell out of here, you evil bitch!
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Women, such as me, are all delicate creatures. We deserve equal respect to men, and if we don't THAT's when we turn into bitches. We love being loved, and if you love us, we'll love you.
Women are not "a very effective cleaning agent", or "highly ornamental". We carry your children, love you unconditionally (no matter what Mother nature says, we still love you), and we are often misjudged. Most of us (not just feminazis) would like you to respect us and treat us equally, because we deserve it.
We are not "extremely complicated", we are just all individual people and we all have different preferences.
And as another post states: If you hate women so much: consider this- your mother carried you inside of her for months, then gave birth to you for hours more, loved you, and gave you life, and you hate women? I swear, some people are just ignorant.
Many women are important in life. For example: Your own mother, your grandmother, every one of the females in your family history, and other women close to you. Think closely for two seconds and you'll see how important women are.
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People.
If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet.
Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out
My mom is a total woman. She brought me into this world, made my favorite food, got the coolest backpacks and left cool notes in my lunchbox. If anyone ever treated her wrong I would go crazy. I respect women
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This is a term used to describe women who only lie down silently during sex (and let their partner(s) do all the work).
Known in Japan as ‘maguro-onna’, which literally means ‘tuna woman’.
P1: Hey, how's your new girlfriend?
P2: Oh, she's the biggest tuna women I have ever known...
P1: Bummer.
The code of a professional Assassin.
Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'
Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'
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