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woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.

Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.

by q359 July 25, 2023


woo-woo

A spiritual person that's incapable of balancing their spirituality within the physical plane of existence, ultimately becoming a science denier.

"Becky won't shut the hell up about Bill Gates and vaccines. She became so woo-woo she even pulled out his astrology chart to prove why he's evil."

by NobleNova September 4, 2020


Woo-woo

To implify that the action was not hard.

Today practice was not hard woo-woo

by turtle neck gang August 20, 2017


woo woo

Homosexual slang referring to defecating and the resultant poo being covered in male semen as a result of the previous nights activities.

After that party last night, I woke up and took a massive woo woo.

by Tiredofstories July 11, 2017


Woo Woo

A group of nonsense words, used to replace details in a sentence that are not necessarily on a need to know basis. this also can be used in order to shorten a story when telling among peers.

“Do you know fam n them down the block? Woo Woo and them on Franklin.”

by Daddy’sGirl May 6, 2019


woo woo

Intense diarrhea

I did a woo woo in the toilet.

by shat my pants May 22, 2021


Woo-woo

An alternative for "you know what i'm saying"

Hey bro! Are you down to hang out?

Response: Hey, yeah man totally. Im always available! Woo-woo. u know what im sayin'

by Tristan P. June 1, 2017