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when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.
"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"
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The greatest football coach that ever lived.
God: "I am so proud to have made Woody Hayes."
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A bespectacled genius.
Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.
Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.
Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?
"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."
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Beautiful man with a great build. Woody’s love people for a long time. They date beautiful caring women. They also have a long woody.
Wow... Woody (name) looks so good. He must lift weights because he is gorgeous!!
When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody
He passed on the slutty chick because He is the essence of a Noble Woody
Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,
You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room
A school with a total of like 13 people, a steel drum band, and like 1 bi person. Nothing more.