chub-worthy

Warranting erection.

<nick>Dude, you see that chick with the big old titties?
<drew>For sure, shes definitely chub-worthy.

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pants-worthy

An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.

"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."

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bose worthy

When the music is so good you have to listen to it with Bose headphones/ speakers. It usually requires bangin bass and wobble to qualify.

Alex: You have to listen to this song!
Lauren: Is it bose worthy?

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Blimp Worthy

A way to rate an all you can eat buffet. Inspired by listening to ABC's Brent Musburger who keeps calling a football game blimp worthy.

That new Chinese buffet at the mall is totally "Blimp Worthy".

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buffet-worthy

someone who can feast off the all-you-can-eat buffet bar. A person that will eat enough at an all-you-can-eat establishment and get its money worth.

She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.

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notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

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jenny worthy

Food that is so bad you wouldn’t feed it to your neighbor

That dinner was so bad it’s not Jenny Worthy!!!!