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The best way to insure that other people will determine your future.
"If it comes down to Biden, my write-in candidate will be Bernie, because Bernie shares my values. I know, I know, I'll be throwing away my vote and helping Trump get re-elected. I know, but what matters most is my conscience."
"Uh... actually? ... that's not what matters most."
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Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.
No Example for Writing Songs
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on monday Mrs. balicki makes you write down the homework in the shitty agenda.
"Write down the brown write down the brown sit your ass down and write down the brown agenda out agenda open dont you be moping Mondays a fun day"
"THAT WAS EAR RAPE MRS BALICKI"
Comes from the idea that Shakespeare wrote plays whenever he felt like he needed to complain about some aspect of his life.
If someone is complaining, whinging, sulking, bitching or moaning about something, no matter how pathetic or meaningful it is, you can tell them to write a play about it to shut them up.
Sort of means, "i could care less...!"
Jackie: Oh my god! I just broke a nail!
Bec: Nnnyeh, go write a play about it
Tom: Linda just broke up with me! *sob*
Luke: Why don't you write a play about it?
Ally: You forgot my birthday! I feel so hurt and let down.
Harry: Yeah, get out some paper and write a play about it.
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What teachers Threaten/Promise to write a referral or something to the principle or something....It depends on what you did or how many times you got "written up" on how Threathening it is, But it's not very threatening in most situations
Teacher: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP
Person: ok
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a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))
A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.
Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.
Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book
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