Cap'n Yack

1. Fat ass
2. Constantly talks in a work environment about subject material having nothing to do with work and everything to do about their personal lives.
3. Usually has thick coat of brown on their nose from undisclosed origins.

The meeting was very productive until Cap'n Yack arrived. Didn't know you could find so much out about how to be a loser... and he was only there for 30 minutes!