Fuck your hat

A quick one line statement used when you have no come-back. Ie, if someone outsmarts you.

"Ryan, your breath smells like shit"
"Fuck your hat dicko"

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fuck your gender

A famous comic done by "trouble x" including some batches worn by many
agender and gendercritical people in Europe.

"They wanted to brainfuck me yet at the beginning with their stereotype
gender crap, but at some point I showed them how "fuck your gender" I really am."

"Male? Female? Fuck your gender!"

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Fuck your Couch

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

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fuck your couch

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"

Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"

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fuck your cock

A phrase that is used as a comeback to such phrases as "Fuck You!"

Bob: Fuck You!!!
Bill: Fuck Your Cock!!!

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Fuck your couch

An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)

RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.

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fuck your cunt

Thanks for letting me know what that saying means.

“Good looks!”
-“Wha”
“Noun, thank you, good looking out”
-“Fuck your cunt

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