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1. Excessive talking and admiration of your own point of view that you really don’t listen to, or try to really understand, a word someone of a different point of view is saying.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.
1. Jerk: “This character sure flies into a murderous rage when called to account for his politicization of every topic, doesn't he? I'll not let his, and his far-left ilk, continue to use this tactic of ‘fire and run’ anymore. These Anti-Liberty leftists are ready for battle when someone calls them on their obvious bullshit. It won't be good for them, in the end.
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”
Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”
2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.
Jerk:
“blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”
Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”
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A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,
A female wank
John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe
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its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another
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To operate your motorcycle within your skill level.
Why is Mike so far behind the group?
He was told to ride your own ride!
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To Eat ones asshole and like it
kevin eat your own asshole
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Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.
20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.
"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.
The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.
"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
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The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.
Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.
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