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The best friend you could ever get so if you get one you better not leave him it is so hard to stay away from him if you get in a fight the next day you will go running right to his front door so if you are Zach hit the like and love the one and only Zach you find and let me tell you it didnt take long for us to be the best of friends i LOVE my Zach to the bottom of my heart so if you have a Zach keep him while you can.
Zach is a extremly fun and sweet dude.
someone who is moody and mean
takes ages to open a fucking snapchat
“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”
Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.
Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.
A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.
Zach's an asshole but also a good friend
Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!
Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.
Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.
Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky