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A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
The ultimate being and friend
WE SHALL ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY ZANDER
A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
Bro look out there that Zander’s coming
zander is a jerk don't say bad words when he is around he would probely snitch and do the naruto run. he is also a fat midget that don't have a hairline and can't spell R.
friend: do alt shift f4.
zander: teacherrrrrrrr
zander is the best person you will ever meet. he is fun,cool,nice and more. i love that he is my bestfriend and always will be. i hope to spend many more year with him. he makes me feel safe when a laugh. if u start a fight with him or his friends he will fight back. but he is also a angle <3
ainsley: omg is that my crush zander ?
me: yess go ask him out!!
ainsley: ok i will go do to
Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.
Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander