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Zelda Botw

Zelda: The thicc princess and has a knight named link

Man: does anyone have Zelda Botw fan art

by EntireGalaxy456 March 2, 2021

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Zelda Zombie

1. A person who has been playing Legend of Zelda continuously for a period of time in order to beat the game.
2. A person who eats, drinks and breathes Legend of Zelda

I've been playing Legend of Zelda so much this weekend that I've turned into a Zelda Zombie

by gothicgirl143 February 5, 2012

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Led Zelda

the mixture of led zeppelin and legend of zelda. also, one cool ass kid on the g4ttv
forums.

Wow, Led Zelda owns the forums.

by Rasberry Rocker February 22, 2005

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Princess Zelda

A slutty whore in the Zelda Series of Video games that often poses as being in trouble because of ganondorf (Actually her child from when she got screwed in the backseat of her dads carriage.) To get ahold of link and sexually please herself. She takes it up the ass from him every time he "saves" her. And his biggoron sword doesn't usually break when he does this. These actions are usually omitted from the games.

Princess Zelda: "Ganon, Kidnap me so I can have some of links hylian cock"

by Xerovis September 23, 2007

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zelda master

A huge dick he likes to jump over borders.

Zelda masters a dick

by Djsxhschg July 14, 2017

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The Legend of Zelda

The worst video game series published by Nintendo. Unrealistic storyline involving an elf in a green skirt trying to save a princess from an evil wizard dude (generic storyline, bleh), who's really just saving her because it's a better excuse to do that than to flat out say he was stalking her. It's set in medieval times, because, honestly, I don't see any electric-powered devices, such as automobiles, lightbulbs, or modern-day machinery (they use huge wooden gears and horses to travel, 1600's maybe?) Also, it's really easy to become lost. In Hyrule Field in Ocarina of Time, it's SOOOO expansive that a casual gamer or just someone who really doesn't care to spend alot of time getting from Point A to Point B (me being the latter) wouldn't enjoy. AND if you make one tiny mistake, like missing a key item in the game, you're basically screwed. Oh, and video games are supposed to be fun. Playing a game with a stalker elf midget, a 1600's setting, a confusing as hell sense of direction, and a generic storyline is not fun. Plus, it's not MULTIPLAYER (minus Four Swords).

The Legend of Zelda is a horrible excuse of a video game series, and, honestly, I have no idea why it was ever created.

by Oomomo December 24, 2009

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zelda trees

any substance of the marijuana plant, particularly "headies", trees, pot, marijuana, maryjane, etc. :

"Yo kid let's go hit up some zelda trees"

ahhhahahahahahaha

by H face January 14, 2008

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