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Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 09, 2014


Zeus

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Zeus is a gay assssss

by Neutella November 04, 2019


zeus

zeus is very anti social who dosent enjoy goin out doors and hanging w others , he rather stay at home n watch sum gay ass tiktoks in bed , he dosent pick up after himself nor feed him self buu eats for like 3 , he enjoys watchin sum shit called anime , he fusses about every lil thing

person 1 : โ€œ hey alexis n zeus les drink โ€œ

zeus : โ€œ oh naw man โ€œ

person 1 : โ€œ aw man how come โ€œ
zeus : โ€œ em tiktoks callin my name โ€œ

by slutz4life November 23, 2021


Zeus

Not a God but sometimes he is treated like one because of how cute, loyal, and big and cuddly he is...he is a spoiled dog often either a name for a German Shepherd or Husky or both also his (or her) fur is so beautiful people would love to steal it and use it for a fur coat.

Person A: "that dog is sooo spoiled! "
Person B: "He must be a Zeus!"

by Anarchy_Hero11316 April 17, 2018


Zeus

Zeus was always tring to discredit anything anybody but Zeus did or said, because Zeus wanted all their love for himself/herself, but never really gave anybody back anything. So one day people finally stood up to Zeus to let Zeus know they would take things from here, and that they no longer needed Zeus no matter how hard Zeus tried to convince them they did need him/her/it.

Zeus is a fictional character, just like the bible, heaven, hell, purgatory, angels, and demons are fiction, not fact.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021


Zeus

Zeus sounds a lot like the biblical version of God, the one designed to scare people into submission (to humans with more money than them, since gods aren't real).

Zeus sounds like a tyrant's tyrant, which is more of a human trait than any other living being.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021


Zeus

The one that looks in the mirror and sees greatness.

Zeus was talking to himself (Narcissus) when he told himself you better watch yourself.

by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021