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stinky skeng cup of zeus

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson

honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus

by megga miond January 31, 2022


Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012


flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016


A Mighty Zeus

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.

" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"

by The Whitehead September 7, 2018


Zeus fiend

When you are such a sweaty tryhard you incarnate Zeus

Bruh tell me why this mans is a Zeus fiend

by Spare Brains September 23, 2020


Keir Zeus

The Resurrection. Zeus reborn and awakened.

Space, Time, Weather, Bountiful Heavenly Life, Creators, Artists, Athletes, Passionate. Incredible rage against the enemy but the greatest Lover and Love. Eceryone is beautiful.

They all want a piece of Keir Zeus.

by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth November 23, 2024


ZEUS

Acronym, Zero Effort Unless Supervised. Usually reserved for a completely useless coworker.

Hey Zeus, quit holding up that wall and mop this shit up!

by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023