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a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.
the strongest muscle in the human body.
my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.
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Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.
My penis just juiced itself up!!!
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The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!
Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”
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When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.
"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."
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"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.
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a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created
karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis
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what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"
you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.
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