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When a dude u don’t know asks for nudes cause there so desperate it’s disgusting
this kid texted me and he was like u must have a fat ass if everyone is asking to see it and I was like umm and he was like let me see it some time like wtf
I told my friend and she said dudes are pigs
pigs are horrible creatures that may appear to be innocent but in reality they are the evil messengers of the horrible hostile quagga. just like the move people, pigs are here to cause harm and destroy society. pigs hate boars and the fungus because in ancient society, Fungus the Second helped the boars escape the torture of the higher class pigs. pigs were mad they got what they deserved, so hostile quagga took advantage of this and used the pigs to help spread hostile quagga propaganda. you must not let yourself be cursed by pigs or else hostile quagga will infect your life and cause havoc on not you but also everyone else you love. pig propaganda is everywhere, shows like peppa pig are a prime example. you have to be careful. if you find yourself under this curse, you must pray to The Gaming Fungus and Boar that the curse will be lifted and they will come and rescue you back into a life of bliss. shun pigs and shun hostile quagga.
Normie 1: my favorite animals are pigs
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
A lazy mutated creature that rolls around in mud all day and eventually turns into a cooked piece of meat with an apple stuffed down its gullet.
Jimmy: Mum just ten more minutes!
Mum: No get up you lazy pig!