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The REAL greatest southern rock band of all time. The Allman Brothers were a blues-rock band from Macon, Georgia. There were actually only two real "Allman brothers" in the band, Duane (the 2nd greatest guitarist of all time, according to Rolling Stone), and Gregg, who played organ. The other members were lead guitarist Dickey Betts, bassist Berry Oakley, and drummers Butch Trucks and Jaimoe Johanson. Sadly, Duane Allman was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1971, and Berry Oakley met the same fate just a year later. The remaining members stumbled along until the early '80s, when they dissolved due to infighting and drug abuse. They reunited with several new members in 1989, and continue to tour. In 2000, Dickey Betts was fired because of his alcoholism, and the band has continued without him.
Seriously, Lynyrd Skynyrd is great, but they are far from the greatest southern rock band of all time. The Allman Brothers invented the genre, and they're still the best.
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the most annoying piece of shit on Earth
Little brother: h-
Me : don’t fucking touch me you stupid orangutan
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A grocery store chain in the suburban Boston area, established in the 1960's, that is known for its unreasonably high prices and "family values". In reality, it has an uncanny ability to destroy the social lives of its teenage employees and suck the life out its other workers. Full-time employees who work here are either closet drug addicts, high school dropouts, men with wicked hard boston accents, or illegal immigrants. Most customers include senile senior citizens and needy stay at home moms who pay no attention to where they place their shopping cart. Every store will also have one attractive high school girl, who will be harassed by, hit on, and/or eye-fucked by every guy worker over the age of 40, especially the store manager. Overall, it is one of the worst jobs for a teenager and wannabe competitor to other stores, such as Whole Foods and Stop and Shop.
Worker #1: Wow, I hate my fuckin life.
Worker #2: What do you expect brotha???, You work at Roche Brothers.
Worker #1: Well at least we have that hot chick on the register up front.
Worker #2: She's only 16.
Worker #1: Don't care...Its all that keeps me sane at this shit-hole.
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When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”
Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!
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A term that is used when Two friends who aren’t related come up with an act to distract those around them from the true discovery of having no relation
Who’s that guy you showed up with? That’s my gay Step Brother.
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The Government. They know everything about everybody.
Careful what you say, big brother is watching
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1.) A man who secretly partakes in homosexual conduct, but lives a hetrosexual lifestyle. Often married, with childern.
2.) A man who many women believe is gay
"Hey, girl did you hear about Shay?"
"Yeah, I heard to beat the black off of her man when she found out he was a downlow brother!"
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