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Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
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A man whore who has no ambition other than to put his dick in every hole he can, not to mention how many holes he’s already stuck his dirty meat in. The comparison of his dick to a cockroach is that his dick scurries around in the most filthiest places, aka some random broad at the strip club. Ladies, you don’t ever want to be with a man with this disease or he might give you some weird ass STD.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve been so wrapped up over this dude, I don’t understand why he hasn’t been texting me back.”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”
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Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan so bad that the WC looks like a bombsite and the damage is sooo severe that it has even killed the cockroach!
Also see bussing the pan for more!
Holy shit Fletch,,, Jase just bowled in, buss the pan, and fucking killed the cockroach!
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A more accurate description of shrimp.
Shrimp? They are bugs, gross little mud cockroaches
Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.
Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!
Cockroach crawl is when you crawl under a random object slapping your hands on the ground like a fucking maniac. See cum eater
Cockroach crawl also stands as an example of the most annoying thing in the whole entire fucking work, a cock roach. see billy yoder
Billy: Whats up?
Toxic: Nothin, what did you do last night
Billy: After choking on my fathers chode, i did the cockroach crawl into his asshole.
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The ability to summon cockroaches.
Madeline is the cockroach queen
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