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when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven
"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."
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The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)
Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!
Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
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Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.
Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
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When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.
scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.
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a turd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)
oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!
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While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.
Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."
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When you and your partner each blow hard ass wind under the covers and then simultaneously pull the covers over each others' heads while yelling, "Atomic Dutch Oven!"
After eating a shitload of Taco Bell, my girl and I went to bed and gave each other an atomic dutch oven.
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