The Fifth Crusade

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.

George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.

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Pleading the Fifth

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.

friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

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Fifth Wheel

its the spare tire on the back of your car, on the truck- perfect condition, with matching rims, and at times, a dectortive case for it-

fifth wheel on back- thats my fifth wheel- fifth wheel say high, wave bye bye- 20's is throwed is there only reply.

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Sloppy Fifth

A hook up that is so sloppy that you choose to plead the fifth. Hence pleading the sloppy fifth.

Broham #1 -Dude, how was that chick last night?

Broham #2 - "She was a total sloppy fifth..." or "I plead the sloppy fifth!!!"

Broham #1 -Sorry I asked broham!

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Fifth wheel

A type of RV, like a pull trailer except the hitch or pin box is over the hook up that is in the bed of a pick up truck. Like a Silverado 2500 or 3500 HD or a Superduty. A fifth wheel evenly distributes its weight over the trucks rear wheels, making the ride smoother. There are many manufactures that offer fifth wheels with different floorplans and can vary greatly in prices and lengths. You need to buy the hitch adapter for hook up after you buy the truck. It can be bolted on or welded on. Unlike pull trailers, fifth wheels will not sway.

I bought a new truck and fifth wheel to go on vacation with.

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fifth graders

In a private school, fifth graders find themselves grown into middle school, without any of their sixth grade public school friends’ advice, as they are being thrown into it, too. The main difference is that, at that point, only the girls are starting to go through puberty, and only very few. Meanwhile, they have to share the hallways with gimongous eighth graders (and their huge seventh grader posse), who, depending on the type of school, may shove them out of the way, beat them, make loud comments about stupid little fifth graders who should go die in a hole, etc. Fifth graders (at least pre- pubescent ones) have an advantage: they are small and fast. In the hallways, they can dart around the sixth and seventh graders to get to their lockers. Another thing: the lockers. Most fifth graders have not gone through puberty and are still kids. So they will construct fake floors and walls in their lockers to conceal their money. ლ($◡$ლ). None of them will have dated anyone by the end of the year, as their crushes are barely blossoming. While some of them may think otherwise, it is a blessing. Oh yeah, AND THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO JUST GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE. TAKE THAT EIGHTH GRADERS!

Eighth grader: Jesus these stupid head fifth graders should die. (Fifth grader1 and Fifth grader2 dart past)
FG1: Wait what
FG2: Don’t care. I’m late!

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Fifth Base

Most people will tell you that fifth base is butt sex. If you've lost your anal virginity, the below example is one nights equivalence to butt sex.

Wilson: "How are things going with Cuddy?
House: "Great, last night I got to fifth base. That's 2 home-runs and then she gives me back a triple."

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