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grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.

Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

by GoblinGripper January 18, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

by Britmanda April 10, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toe Goblin

The toe goblin is a goblin that waits for your unsuspecting feet to wander off the bed while you are asleep, but if someone tells the toe goblin to stay away before you sleep, you are safe

"Gudnoot"
"Don't let the toe goblin get your toes"
"I won't!"

by Bummely bum September 7, 2020


Panty Goblin

A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.

You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?

Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.

The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.

by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015


Groin Goblin

A groin goblin is a slang term used to describe ones genitals.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.

by aiiskoplusaiist August 18, 2010


sex goblin

A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.

Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"

by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021


taco goblin

Another word for a Mexican would be 'Taco Goblin'

"Fucking Taco Goblins took our jobs!"

by asop March 22, 2018