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A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.
Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.
When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...
Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.
You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.
Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."
The act of having consentual sex with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow fucking. Pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
Sometimes I jerk off but I find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing penis into my favorite pillow and shooting my semen into it gives me deep satisfaction.
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contrary to popular belief that "no one knows what it means", lady humps are anything curvaceous on a female body. Songs that reference these are known to be provocative and get the crowd going.
"I'm not skating to anything that references lady humps. I don't even know what that means!!" Jimmy MacElroy
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The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.
You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing
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